theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

tagged → #put it in my mouth

im-sylien:

the-great-skeptic-has-arrived:

delano-laramie:

grimauxilialice:

kho-kho-pebbles:

theworldatourfeet:

So it’s the last week of schools for the seniors here, and that means everyday has a different dress up thingy.
Today was decades day, where everyone chooses a time period and dresses accordingly.
I rocked this look and called it the 2020’s, the times when this sort of thing would be socially acceptable.
So not only did I have a great time with it, I had some social commentary, got away with wearing this stuff in public which is fantastic, and not to mention got to show off my damn fine legs.
Decades day, success.

YOU GO.

FOUR FOR YOU, GLENN COCO.

You look pretty cute in this.

hot damn

yes.

You look so cute!

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

werewolfchaos:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

I lost it at Tomado. 

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

the-capricious-one:

powerofvoodoo:

oH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE

David and Billie had far too much fun with this

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

tagged → #idiots: oitnb #hella
whalegod:

garbagebagvevo:

whalegod:

there was a bug under the phone so my mom threw it outside.

okay but who still has a landline phone with a wire

well, we don’t anymore

whalegod:

garbagebagvevo:

whalegod:

there was a bug under the phone so my mom threw it outside.

okay but who still has a landline phone with a wire

well, we don’t anymore

i am hella gay